Let's talk obsessions

Undergrad student. English & Political Science major. Random obsessions. 22 years old.

imapython:

hi:

I wish there was a bug repellent spray but instead it kept people away

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(via humoristics)

7 hours ago
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allmymetaphors:

ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:

i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone. 

(via tipslip)

7 hours ago
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dorasfedora:

And The Lord said “trust thou hips, they do lot lie”

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

9 hours ago
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ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

(via tipslip)

7 hours ago
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drarna:

the bible says adam and eve not uggs and shorts

(Source: neptunain, via humoristics)

7 hours ago
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alri9ht:

making up for low grades with high calories

(via africandad)

9 hours ago
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Your mother did not raise you with a wolf in your chest so you could howl over losing a man.
read this on here today and i haven’t stopped thinking about this quote since (via pluiedem)

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

9 hours ago
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neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

(Source: catholicschoolgay, via dutchster)

9 hours ago
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