I’m not even a Joe fan, but this movie was so terrible I had to blog about it. Obviously spoilers.
But yeah. What a piece of shit movie. I was at least expecting something similar to the previous G.I. Joe movie. Nope.
This movie literally kills off almost all of the main characters within the first twenty minutes. It went from G.I. Joe to The Rock and Bruce Willis movie. Seriously. The Joes all needed to die to make room for the Rock and Bruce Willis.
If I was a part of this fandom, there would be no words. I’d be fucking furious.
AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF: Channing Tatum’s character was killed off. He didn’t even have a shirtless scene. Twenty minutes of screen time. Then BOOM! He’s dead in a blaze of glory…which honestly lacked glory and kind of felt pathetically written…like the rest of the movie.
I was having a bad day yesterday. I haven’t heard this song on the radio in forever, but when I did yesterday, it just stuck with me. Reminding me that I am strong and I can make it through not just yesterday, but everyday.
Behold, Empire’s top 50 sexiest men of 2013.
Omg Tom looks like a turtle
Of course it’s Benedict
Brad Pitt still looks hot
oh my god i thought those numbers were their ages and i got WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS DANIEL RADCLIFFE 45!? HE’S OLDER THAN SNAPE WHAT DID I MISS!?
ok ignore all of that can we please discuss who the HELL decided that benedict cucumber was #1