Let's talk obsessions

Undergrad student. English & Political Science major. Random obsessions. 22 years old.

haters:why do people spell it YASSSSS? like wtf are you a snake? it is YAAAAS.
me:we Slytherins are a proud people
17 hours ago
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Choosing a Destiel fanfic to read…

18 hours ago
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i don’t play kingdom hearts and i don’t care about context

but for me this is a gif of a chess piece trying to seduce a girl by sensually thrusting its crotch at her and a suave guy in the background wondering why his chess friend can’t just be chill around the ladies


so this is what Kingdom Hearts looks like to outsiders

I have to reblog this too just because it makes me crack up.

(via a-storm-for-every-spring)

1 day ago
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gaining a new follower


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im gonna fuck plankton



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13 hours ago
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Me:I'll sleep early tonight and get a good 8 hours
Me:*watches entire season of tv show*
Me:*reads every book i own*
Me:*goes on quest to find the holy grail*
17 hours ago
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In medieval culture, an event like a royal christening is not a private party; it’s the public social event of the year. To not invite any person of rank to such an event is a deadly insult.

Maleficent is certainly someone you wouldn’t want at a party, but she’s also someone powerful enough that only a fool would ever dare treat her with such blatant disrespect. The only way the King and Queen could possibly have gotten away with not inviting Maleficent was to not invite any of the fairies at all; inviting the other fairies and excluding her is explicitly taking sides in the conflict between the fairy factions.

Which means they made themselves her sworn enemies, and she responded by treating them as such from then on. If you actually get into analyzing the social dynamics of the scene, it’s very clear that Maleficent was willing to show mercy at first by giving the King and Queen a chance to apologize for their disrespect to her. She doesn’t curse Aurora until after she gives them that chance and they throw it back in her face with further disrespect.

And yeah, if the King and Queen had done the properly respectful thing and invited her, Maleficent would have given Aurora a scary awesome present. Moreover so would the other fairies, because at that point both sides would be using it as an opportunity to show off and one-up each other. What they gave her before Maleficent showed up was basically just trivial party favors by fairy standards.

How do you know so much about the social dynamics of medieval fairies

How don’t you

Do you really believe only humans use Tumblr?

oh shit

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1 day ago
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let’s talk about what a fab human dan radcliffe is…

a++ work, do not regret 13yo me’s crush on him at all

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